Good day, madam. Sorry for inconveniencing you but I've a man attempting membership. David Piel. Seems the gears are running slow and I invited him to join for a gaming group I run. We await him to partake of the next move. Do you see him in the queue, as it were, and might there be some way to expedite his citizenship? *Slides hundred pound note across counter whilst whistling*
As I was perusing the interwebs, smoking and drinking myself into oblivion and mourning the passing of my dear cousin Jenny, I came across these great looking women's bike jackets. I thought you'd enjoy the look.